Phobias: My Expirience

We've all been there (more than once, unfortunately): Fears, Anxiety, Flying Demons that sprout out of nowhere
So today i'll be talking about 1 thing: Phobias!
We've all been there, seen it, heard it, and grieved it: So, today, I'm going to expose my 2 prioritized fears in my life. Get ready to laugh at this one!

1.Toilets
You see, I've never liked toilets when they flush... LESS WHEN A 4-YEAR-OLD KID HEARS THE HOWLS OF DEMONS AND DEA-
This fear is very common, especially with people with sensitive ears. There are 3 different toilet flushes: 1 is the toilet tank flush (Pressure or Normal), the ones that are rely on pure water pressure (Flushometer toilets) and the ones that are like "Ï̴̧̯̱̱̞̰ ̴̫̝̙̬̾̚͜W̵̧̧͎̠̻̙̔͊͒͌ͅI̸̼̙̮̰̺̺͜͝L̵̨͉͌́͂̐̕͝Ľ̵̛̩̈́̅͝ ̸̰̙͚̲̈́̚͘͘Ş̸̳̠͍̟̈́̈́͌̇T̷̠̻̦̲̱͎͌̀̃̽́͠E̴͓̜͐̅́̊Ä̸͓̲͉̩̲́̾L̷̛̖̉̃̾ ̶̠̋͆̅Y̵̖̹̳̜̱͙̑̅̓͒O̷̗̯̦̍̃̈́̅̉̚Ü̵̢̞̖͈̳͈̭̑̂̈̏̿̒Ŕ̸͉̰̭̋̓ ̶͔̄̽̉͂Š̴͖͌̐O̸̳̿̏͒Ǔ̸̡̘̽̃̀͛L̵̟͕̲͚̰̫̘͗͑̏̓͒̐ ̷̡̨͎͖̭͕̪̉͂̋̚͝Ḅ̵̼̫̿E̵̠͕̹͠͠C̶̨̮̦̈́́̈̏̈́̒̚A̵͚͎̻̮̙̖̓̿̑̕͜U̶̡̨͍̓͋̑̒͘S̴̮̘̰̰̃͋̆͠Ẽ̶̗̲̎͊̉̚͝ ̷̧̱͚͉̖̤̾I̵̬̠͓̩̱͖̹̔̈́̀̚'̶͎͓͘ͅM̴̨̛͔̍̎̏̓ͅ ̸̮̥̀͋̓̒̒Ȇ̶̤̺̏͐̀͝T̵̜͗̓̃̀̐E̸͍͈͌̓͠R̵͚̗̠̻̈́̌̀͒̀Ņ̷̛̯͇̟͊̀͆̌̀͜Ǎ̴̞̦̩̫͗̀̈́̂͌Ľ̸̜́̌̚!̶̣̰̙͖͇̃̔̿̆͌͐ ̶̻͖̞̳̖͗̓͂̎̐́͠H̷͉̞͈̓A̴̛͍̟̤͚̞̺͂̇͜H̶͉̹͖̺͑́͐Ẳ̷̰͙̝̆̈̕͘͜H̸̥̳̿̓͌A̷̢̤͍̮̩̜͔̐̓̚Ḥ̶͎̪̬́͆́́͗͝͠A̵͇̼̩̾́͗͝H̵͉͎̯̰̟̬̥͗Ȃ̷͇!̸͓̯̼͓͆͜ͅ!̶̢̯̲̠̲͓͙́̐͊!̶͋̆̎̉͛͐͜!̷̡̪̻̮̫̲̈́̉̆̀͑̔͗ ̸̲̬̳̜̰̣̬̄̆͒≯̹̇́͆́̇̈́:̴̡̖̠͕͖͉̊͌͊́̎D̴͔̏̎͘" (ETERNALLY FLUSHING TOILETS WITH THE PRESSURE ALL THE WAY UP)
We all love the concept that we can have toilets take our dumps the size of a 3-month embryo
to the sewers with no conflicting matter, but THE NOICE NEEDS TO BE REDUCED TO THE POINT WHERE IT WON'T SOUND LIKE A FRIGGING JET TAKING OFF, JESUS!

2. Cockroaches
You know, most of our experiences with the miniature demon turn out like this:












Let's face it: most of the human race are afraid of this creature.
Do i have to go on? we all know how it feels to live with one in your house every 20 days
It's all just a pain in the ass.

Well, that's all for ya.
See ya guys on the next one!